King Kolob

First of all:

Also… I am Twittering! Follow me! http://twitter.com/adamvonwillis

So I haven’t felt like posting for a long while. Sorry.

A whole bunch of awesome stuff has gone on in my life though. For example: OUR NEW HOUSE! It’s fucking perfect. I love it so much! And my office… rocks. And it is going to rock even harder when I get done decorating it. Yeah. I love my life. And Heather! Definitely Heather! She is rad.

I’m enjoying having Monte in the room with me. He’s kind of cool. I’ll have him sit in my lap while I work sometimes. Yep.

Also, if you are looking for a fan-freakin-tastic San Diego moving company, look no further than Priority Moving! They are, by far, the best San Diego Movers in the world! You should also check out their very informative San Diego Moving Blog. I read it all the time!

ANOTHER fantastic Vegas trip! LOVE was PERFECT once again. Just lovely in every way.

Soooo… our house is going to be amazing! I am beyond excited! Also, we decided to keep Monte our Ball Python. I am in the process of buying all new equipment for his vivarium. It’s going to rock and he will stay very healthy and happy! Yay!

So. I really hate Mormons. Blegh.

Anyway. I have this new self motto. It’s kind of lame and tacky, but I find that it really helps. Just Do It. Yeah… like Nike. Basically, I am too lazy. I tend to not do things even if they are easy and would make me happy. I don’t know why I do it, but I do. Well… now I am trying to train myself to just do whatever it is that I know I should do. And it’s working. I just say Just Do It in my head and that little push from myself helps me get it done. I’m proud of myself. Yay me.

Also, we’re going to LOVE this weekend for the third (I’ve stopped counting that first time) time. I am rather stoked. Man oh man do I love that god damned show!

Here’s the thing. I don’t believe there is a God. Or anything supernatural. Or that aliens created us.

But… I would like to. I mean, I really hope that the God of any of the major religions is not actually real, as they all suck quite a bit. What I do want is an afterlife. Why the fuck wouldn’t I want to spend eternity with Heather in a super classy place? So yeah… I am definitely open to the possibility of the existence of a God. But for now… there is absolutely no reason to believe in one.

God damnit God! SHOW YOURSELF! Stop being such a douche.

In other news… If this shirt was not only available in child sizes… I would buy it in a second:

Yeah… that’s a real shirt. Indoctrination of children is awesome!

You know what is fun to do? Look at your Google Chrome dictionary added words. I think it really shows a lot about you. Here are a few of my favorites: Tudyk, Mousey, Nephilim, breadbowl, Brosnan, Fantastico, looooove, rickroll’d, shpadoinkle, badass, Mistoffelees, YOOOOU, sooooo, Gigli, Okie, dokie, reuploaded, css, DeLorean, spammy.

Heather and I are going to Germany this fall! We’re going to go visit her brother who just got back from Iraq. I’ve met his daughter and wife before, but I’ve never met him. I am rather excited. We’re still going to go to Holland for a month next summer and then move there a year after that. God DAMN my life rocks. I seriously fall in love with Heather more and more every fucking day! And hey! She’s a college graduate! Yaaaaaay!

Also, I can’t stop watching this. I know it sucks, but I just can’t.

Howdy hey!

Well… life is great.

Heather and I are going to LOVE in Vegas for the third time. I could see that beautiful show every day for years, and I still wouldn’t get sick of it at all! It’s just as magical and timeless as Disneyland. We’re taking my parents and Heathers grandparents, so it should be fun.

Speaking of fun, Team Willis plus Craig just went to a Buffett concert! Yay! This time I actually made myself a nice big parrot hat. It was awesome. Look:

Hell yeah! Also, that goofy little beard is gone. I was curious as to what I would look like with one. The answer: bad. Oh well. Yeah… sooo… the concert was amazing! I had so much fun! I’m pretty sure Heather had a swell time as well. She’s so badass. Always. ALWAYS!

Yeah.

I might start blogging again…

We’ll see.

So I am really enjoying last.fm again. It’s so amazing. I love music again!

I got a bunch of books that I plan on reading in the (hopefully) near future. Most are atheism related.

Heather and I are perfect. Really. I love Heather much more than I ever loved her. Actually… I loved Heather more than I ever loved her when we had been going out for about a month. Ha!

Okay… I just don’t have it in me. Blogging once a day just isn’t going to work.

So there has been a lot of fury created over the renaming of The Sears Tower to The (Team) Willis Tower. Now, I can kind of understand this reaction, but overall… it’s dumb. Some people HATE change. I thought that’s why we elected Barack Obama. Because we wanted change. It really doesn’t matter though… The people that are signing these petitions and creating Facebook groups will eventually forget about it and just accept it. 

I really want an iPhone now. I just watched the new iPhone OS 3.0 conference, and was blown away by it. They’ve addressed (almost) all of the major issues with the OS and have made it much more attractive. We’ll see.

Blog!

So a lot of stuff has happened and a lot of stuff is planned. ALL OF IT IS GOOD. 

My life is great. 

I got 2 more AntWorks ant farms and ordered some ants for them. Well, I got the ants in the mail, but they were all dead. Bah! I ordered more and got them today! They were all alive! I’m very excited! I now have 3 winderful ant farms going. Best pets ever! Except for Matilda. 

Katy and Mom are coming over tonight. It’ll be the first time they have seen the apartment. Yippie! I hope they like the unicorn pictures. 

I’m really excited to move to a house with Heather. Oh god I love Heather so much. Yeah, so our house is going to rock. It really is. 

I am painting a wooden sword. I am close to being done. I will upload pictures, and you will laugh at me. I won’t care because I rock, and you possibly don’t.

Can I just say that I hate Claire. I really do. Sorry, just had to get that out.

I think I need to post a picture. Let me go find one.

Ha! This one is good:

Evolution is fact. Fuck idiot Christians and their (un)intelligent design crazyness. 

Any and all belief in a God or Gods is delusional and unhealthy. Just letting you know.

I should start posting again. Okay. I will post every Monday-Friday starting next Monday. For a while. I don’t know how long I will do it.

This is why I am drunk: Caribou Lou. At first, I didn’t like it too much… but now… WOWZA! 

Anyway. The ants have fully gained my love again. But… I am still going to buy another antworks ant farm because I can. 

I got a lot of money back from my taxes. Sweet!

I am going to make a new DJ Adam’s Muzak Pix. I have no idea what volume I am on so I will go with 25. 

COMING SOON!!!

DJAMPv25!!!

DJ Adam’s Muzak Pix Vol. 25 is going to blow your (but mostly my own) mind!

I love you!

“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” - Pat Robertson

“Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” - Rush Limbaugh

Fuck you both. 

Anyway. My ants are doing better.

Things are good.

I got up late today, but it’t not the end of the world. 

My ant farm is okay. Just okay. They kind of suck. Well… it’s cool… but it’s not quite as cool as I thought it would be. I think I will buy another one and start over. 

Heather and I are going to the Anaheim House of Blues next month to go see Ok Go! How exciting! And I’m not even making us go to Disneyland! We’ll be literally a few minutes away. I can do this. All is well.

Yep.

 and

It’s the most wonderful time of the year 
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you “Be of good cheer” 
It’s the most wonderful time of the year 
It’s the hap-happiest season of all
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings 
When friends come to call 
It’s the hap- happiest season of all 

There’ll be parties for hosting 
Marshmallows for toasting 
And caroling out in the snow 
There’ll be scary ghost stories 
And tales of the glories of 
Christmases long, long ago 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year 
There’ll be much mistltoeing 
And hearts will be glowing 
When love ones are near 
It’s the most wonderful time of the year 

There’ll be parties for hosting 
Marshmallows for toasting 
And caroling out in the snow 
There’ll be scary ghost stories 
And tales of the glories of 
Christmases long, long ago 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year 
There’ll be much mistltoeing 
And hearts will be glowing 
When love ones are near 
It’s the most wonderful time 
It’s the most wonderful time 
It’s the most wonderful time 
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

Okay… as promised… my two new shirts!

and…

Aren’t they fucking amazing??? I think so.

Nope… not gonna put this on Facebook. Sorry, Facebook. Sacebook.

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

Here We Go!

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Death and Destruction - Weezer - Obvisouly.

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
The Statue Got Me High - They Might Be Giants

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Easy Girl - Coconut Records - Uh oh…

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Dinner Bell - They Might Be Giants - I am hungry… hmmm…

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Open Arms - Journey - Best match so far!!!

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
The Fletcher Memory Home - Pink Floyd

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Because - The Beatles

8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Pilot Can at the Queer of God - The Flaming Lips - Yep.

9. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Hopeless Bleak Despair - They Might Be Giants

10 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Julia - The Beatles

11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Riders on the Storm - The Doors

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Changes in Latitudes - Jimmy Buffett - Oh hell yeah! Holland… here I come!

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Fingertips - They Might Be Giants

14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Touch Me - The Doors - Tee Hee Hee.

15. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
No One Knows My Plan - They Might Be Giants

16. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Andy, You’re a Star - The Killers

17 What will they play at your funeral?
White Christmas - Bing Crosby - Excellent! I want it to snow, too!

18. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Like a Prayer - Madonna

20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Come on Eileen - Dexy’s Midnight Runners 

21. WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
One Hit Wonder - Everclear

22. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Over the Hills and Far Away - Led Zeppelin

23. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Black Hole - She and Him

24. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Walking With a Ghost - Tegan and Sara

25. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Ghost of Corporate Future - Regina Spektor

26. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Would You - Singing in the Rain

27. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Crushed Bones - Why?

28. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
(Just Like) Starting Over - John Lennon - I actually wouldn’t start anything over… I am who I am and have who I have because of my past… My shitty, shitty past. 

29. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
The Mesopotamians - They Might Be Giants

30. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Nowhere Man - The Beatles

All I have to say is that Pierce Brosnan was wonderful in Mamma Mia. Others may dislike his singing style, but to me… it has a lot of soul and seems very real. Also… I just joined the Official Pierce Brosnan Fan Club and am considering purchasing a Fan Club shirt. I’m cool.

In about 30 minutes, I will be purchasing Jimmy Buffett tickets for Heather and me. All of Team Willis (which includes Heather) and the wonderful Uncle Craig will be attending. It’ll be waaaaay fun.

I really want my ants to get here. My antworks ant farm is just sitting there… mocking me. 

Hm… I thought I had more to write about. Guess not. Maybe later it’ll come back to me. Have a nice day.

Disneyland was perfect. Heather and I were sick, yet it was still perfect. It really was my favorite vacation ever. Thanks, Heather. Theather. 

Also… the ants still aren’t here. National emergency. Yeah.

Also… Heather got me an ice cube tray that makes ice shot glasses! I LOVE IT! AND HER!

I got some cool shirts from Disneyland that I really, really love. They are perfect shirts. Perfect. You’ll see. I will model them for you and then post pictures. You’ll see.

First of all… TWO DAYS UNTIL DISNEYLAND!!! I will potentially be watching the fireworks in Disneyland in exactly 48 hours. Oh shit. Yes!

Also… I am madly in love with this girl:

She’s awesome in every way. Every single way. So suck it! She loves me! Ha!

I believe in God! And I believe! That God! Believes! In Claude! That’s me! That’s me! That’s meeeeeeeeeee!

I got my new camera today. I love it! I have NOT gotten my ants yet. I am worried that they will come in the mail while I am at Disneyland. I hope the poor little buggers don’t die in my mailbox!!! 

Damn… I LOVE that picture of Heather. I loved our almost-sunset ride along the Rocky Point beach together. Quite magical. 

Also… LOST blew my mind again. Wow.

So we went to Rocky Point and it was beautiful. I rode a horse for the very first time! Lovely trip overall. 

Soooo… Disneyland is coming up. So very excited. I bought a new camera for the trip. I dropped my Panasonic TZ3 in New York and it’s kind of messed up. I got a Canon PowerShot SX110 IS. It also has 10x zoom. Yay! Look at it:

Beautiful.

Also, I am making a wedding website for one of Heather’s friends. I’m really excited about it, too. I love making websites.

Heather and I are still the perfect couple. Ha!

I will always love this video.

So , Obama is now the President of the United States of America. Wow.

First of all… I feel like using caps lock today. DEAL!

Okay… I just ordered THIS:

Heather thinks it’s silly, but she will soon see how FUCKING AWESOME it is. YOU’LL ALL SEE!!!!

Also… I just bought… two… tickets… to… DISNEYLAND!!!!!!!! 3 day parkhoppers, yo! I’m still way too excited. I really think the only thing keeping me sane is the wait for LOST and Fringe. We’re going to have sooo much fun at Disneyland. I’m serious! I have not been this excited to go… EVAR! I was probably more excited to go to Club 33, but that was just one thing. I am super excited for this WHOLE trip. Every second of it is going to be magical and super and glorious and joyous and perfect and lovely and gay and spiritual and silly AND tasty. Yep. 

Also… my Sea Monkeys DIED. Yeah, I know… I suck. I’m pretty sure it was because the big Sea Monkey from the first batch brought along some bacteria that he was okay with. So it goes. 

I have Monty right now… but when Heather and I move into our new house we are getting rid of him. Sooo… I am going to get a lizard of some kind. One that’s kind of big. And cool. You’ll see. I’ll probably post hundreds of pictures of him or her on this blog. YOU’LL ALL SEE!!!!

Also… we cleaned out Monty’s cage and he LOVES it! 

Also… this happened:

Have a nice day.

Whoa. I’m back. That was quite a long time with no posts. I feel kinda bad actually.

Anyway. Here we go. 

Heather and I are going to Disneyland for her birthday!!! We are going to go to Disneyland for 3 days and Six Flags for 1. Holy crap am I excited! I still can’t believe it has taken me over 7 months to take her there. I mean… we’ve been to Las Vegas 3 times already! Geez!

Also… we painted our table. We are totally the coolest couple ever:

Also, we completed our second puzzle:

We have a Barack Obama puzzle to do next! CHANGE!

Speaking of our next president… I am so fucking happy he won!!! it really is nice having someone who isn’t a complete moron in the white house. Shit, it’s nice to have someone who can actually talk in the white house. Also… just imagine… Vice President Palin! AHHHHHH!!! That would be so horrible. I’m a huge feminist and all… but Sarah Palin is a sack of horse shit. It’s true. 

I am growing a second (well… in this apartment… I have grown Sea Monkeys many times before) batch of Sea Monkeys! I had one really big one left from my first batch so I moved him in with all the little ones! It’s very exciting. I will possibly upload pictures. I should grow Triops again. That was fun. And I could feed the Sea Monkeys to the Triops! Oh snap!

I really love Abba. I’m not ashamed of it. I really do. 

Oh god… what happened… You probably shouldn’t click here if you don’t want to have nightmares tonight.

I’m going to Disneyland!

This is in the Flickr Community Guidelines in the What not to do section:

• Don’t be creepy.
  You know the guy. Don’t be that guy.

“There was so much lost friction I had to replace it for physics to matter.” - Shmoopie

Yay!

Featuring a tone deaf Pierce Brosnan singing Abba songs and set on an idyllic Greek Island, the film has so far taken £69.05m at the UK box office since its release on July 18. Titanic took a total of £69.03m, followed by Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, which collected £66.1m.

The film, which cost £28m to make and also features Meryl Streep, Colin Firth and Julie Walters, has taken $571.1m in box offices around the world.

“Mamma Mia! is pure escapism, proving a fun and inexpensive way to forget about the state of the economy for a couple of hours,” said David Kosse, the president of Universal Pictures International.

“For Mamma Mia! to make history in this way and beat Titanic, which has held the record in the UK since 1998, is truly phenomenal. This film has exceeded our expectations and delighted audiences around the world since it opened in July.”

Now in its 22nd week of release in the UK, Mamma Mia! has become the most popular film of the year in 15 countries, including Austria, Germany, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Greece, Hungary, Norway, Portugal, South Africa, Spain, Switzerland, Cyprus, Iceland, Slovenia and Sweden.

The introduction of Singalong screenings of the film further boosted cinema attendance months into the film’s initial release.

In Britain, the film has contributed to what was the best summer for cinema attendance in 40 years. Phil Clapp, chief executive of the Cinema Exhibitors’ Association (CEA), said Mamma Mia! has proved an “absolute phenomenon … In times of economic gloom, people seek affordable and escapist entertainment.”

The film is following in the footsteps of the stage show, which has been playing in London since 1999 and has become a global phenomenon. Thirty million people have seen the show worldwide and have sung along to Abba’s hits. It has taken an estimated $2bn at the theatre box office globally.

The latest record for Mamma Mia! follows the recent revelation that the film was the fastest-selling DVD ever – selling 1.7m copies on its first day. It beat the record of 1.2m copies set by Titanic in 1998.

The latest record for the successful film was broken just a few days after the film picked up two Golden Globe nominations for best picture, musical or comedy and best actress, musical or comedy for Meryl Streep.

Ok… I just made a new delicious drink!

The AdamVonCola:

1 part Malibu Pineapple

1 part Malibu Tropical Banana

1 part Malibu Mango

3-5 parts Coke Zero

Yummy!!! Very good in a glass Coca Cola glass… cuz it matters!!!

The amount of Coke Zero is really upto whoever is making it. Oh god this is good! I love the AdamVonCola. It Rocks. I think I will make a website for it! Look out for AdamVonCola.com very soon!

Ok. I was halfway between here and the kitchen (on my way to get more Coke Zero, of course) when I became super duper happy and had the sudden urge/desire to write a blog. Yay!

First of all… I haven’t posted for a while due to me being in New York. It was okay. That is all. The best part was Heather. By far. Yeah. Pictures will be posted at HaAaTR pretty soon. 

Actually… besides Heather… the VERY BEST part of New York was buying a new Swatch!!! Ok… one sec… I’m going to take a picture of it on my arm right now… one sec…

…

Ok done. Look:

It’s the exact same one as before, buuut… I don’t care! It rocks. I even bought it at the same Swatch store in Times Square that I bought my very first Swatch at in high school. Also… it was 108 bucks. LOST!

Heather and I are almost halfway through season 3 of Lost now. Yay! January 21st… SEASON 5!!!

Really though… I love the watch and all… but all that really matters… is Heather. I have never loved anyone (except for my wittle baby Matilda face!!!) as much as her and there is no reason why I ever will. I don’t believe I have blogged about it before, but I really have a hard time relaying my emotions through words and it really bugs me. I am a super emotional person and I would love to tell everyone exactly how fantastic and perfect I am feeling, but when I try to… it sounds generic and, honestly, kind of fake. I dunno… maybe someday I’ll be a good writer. Anyway… the reason I bring it up is because I wish I could write more about Heather, but I wouldn’t be doing how I feel any justice if I wrote it out here. Bah!

Also… I love where I live. Nothing better than living with the one person you love. Honestly, I missed living at home quite often when I was with her, but I can’t think of a single time I have felt that yet with Heather. 

Shit… the people downstairs are slamming doors and yelling. And there is a baby. I hope I don’t need to call the police. I can’t wait to get a house with Heather. And then move to the East Coast… and then Europe! Seriously… Holland. It is going to happen. 

Well… time to work. Although… I feel like I forgot to talk about hundreds of things. Hm.

In the night, in my dreams, I’m in love with you!

I love the 90s.

So I very much LOVE the new Gmail themes. They are fantastic and make me happy. 

Also, I changed the notification sound of my Gmail Notifier to be the audio from the Bad Robot thingy after Lost.

Speaking of Lost! Heather and I are almost done with Season 1. Yay!!! Guys… Where are we?

I am drinking Coke Zero out of a glass Coca-Cola cup… YUM! Yum yum yum yum yum! Yummy!

Ok… starting today… I am boycotting the Drudge Report. No… not because Matt Drudge is a conservative asshole… not because he is lazy and has refused to update his website AT ALL since the late 90s… not because he already set his copyright date in his title as 2009… no… I am boycotting the Drudge Report because it does not have a mother fucking FAVICON! Bah! The Huffington Post does! Yeah! What now, Matt?!?!

Also… Wrath of the Lich King comes out tonight… umm… be strong Adam… be strong…

Right now my playlist on winamp consists of: Abba, 1980s music, 1990s music, Christmas music, and Tom Jones. I love it!

Also… I have a snake. A python. A ball python. Well… he’s not mine… but I am helping to watch him. Look!

Scary huh?

Also… here is my Christmas Tree!!!

Love me love me! Just say that you love me!

Scott is sending me so many awesome postcards! Having a trucker friend is totally rad! 

Wow… I haven’t posted for a long time. Sorry King Kolob. I love you. [I love you, too!]

I’m working a lot, but it is okay. I am getting paid very super well, and I LOVE what I am doing! Seriously… I get to sit at my fucking kick ass desk (see below for pic) in my fucking kick ass new chair in my fucking kick ass apartment with my fucking kick ass girlfriend and work! Yay!  

Oh man… it is mother fucking CHRISTMAS TIME!!!! Holy shit I am so god damned excited! We have already decorated the apartment, and it is fantastic! Jesus Christ would totally approve. I mean… come on… we have a FIBER OPTIC CHRISTMAS TREE! Unbeatable. Even though we are atheists, we’re better Christians than most Christians due to our overwhelming enthusiasm for Christmas.  

I still don’t get Twitter. I mean… yeah… for Scott… it rocks! He is actually moving all over the country and doing and seeing cool and interesting things. But me… I just sit at my desk and work all day. Yeah, I think it totally rocks… but I don’t think people need to know every time I get up to refill my Coke Zero or feed my Seamonkeys. 

Also… my Seamonkeys are still alive! They are so awesome! There’s not too many left, but they all rock. There was even a Seamonkey threesome. Fun times. 

I’m so glad Obama won! FUCK YOU JOHN MCCAIN! And fuck you racists. And ignorant Christians. And a majority of the people in the South. And quite a bit of Arizona. Meh. Whatever. You’re all irrelevant for the next 4 (HOPEFULLY 8!) years. 

Okay… here’s my desk. Don’t be too jealous:

Love it!

That last post was awesome!

Also, I am now moved in with the wonderful Heather and we are very happy! I’m not even lieing. Seriously… we don’t fight at all. It rocks!

Love is good.

Hi Heather, I love you!

Smile!

Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long
And wouldn’t it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong

You know it’s gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

Happy times together we’ve been spending
I wish that every kiss was neverending
Wouldnt it be nice

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
Baby then there wouldn’t be a single thing we couldn’t do
We could be married
And then we’d be happy

Wouldnt it be nice

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But lets talk about it
Wouldn’t it be nice

Third Vegas trip coming up!!! Ha!!! No LOVE though… It’s ok. Hey! Right when I typed the word LOVE, Here Comes the Sun turned on on my playlist! The universe is totally trying to talk to me! 

Anyway, we ARE going to Mystere. I’m excited! I love Heather so much. More than I have ever loved anyone! All you need is love QFT.

Seriously… Money is good. Having money is good. I have money. Lots. I can finally start donating money again! I can finally stay at the Grand Californian! I can go see LOVE with Heather more often! Yay! That being said… I would obviously choose Heather over having lots of money. NOTHING is more important than love. Nothing! NOTHING! 

I haven’t been posting as much because I have a TON of work to do. I have 3 jobs at the moment that are totally eating up my time. I do love and enjoy them though. I really do. I would say it doesn’t seem like work for about 80% of time, and when it does, it’s easy… just repetative. 

Damn I love Tegan and Sara. 

MYSTERE!

Also…

Oldschool AdamVonWillis art!

Also…

Cooper and Warner is the best intersection ever!

AHHHH!!! Why wasn’t I invited?!?!

Also…

OBAMA 08!

Katie Couric: If this doesn’t pass, do you think there’s a risk of another Great Depression? 

Sarah Palin: Unfortunately, that is the road that America may find itself on. Not necessarily this, as it’s been proposed, has to pass or we’re gonna find ourselves in another Great Depression. But there has to be action taken, bipartisan effort – Congress not pointing fingers at this point at … one another, but finding the solution to this, taking action and being serious about the reforms on Wall Street that are needed.

Notice how she didn’t actually answer the question or provide any real answers. Bah!

Can I just say that I really do love The Beatles. I mean it. I do. 

Question: Who wrote all of these?

Asleep at the Switch
Barring-gaffner of Bagnialto or This Year’s Masterpiece
The Big Board
The Dancing Fool
The Era of Hopeful Monsters
First District Court of Thankyou
Gilgongo!
The Gospel from Outer Space
The Gutless Wonder
Hail to the Chief
How You Doin’?
Maniacs in the Fourth Dimension
The Money Tree
Now It Can Be Told
Oh Say Can You Smell?
The Pan-Galactic Memory Bank
The Pan-Galactic Straw Boss
The Pan-Galactic Three-Day Pass
Plague on Wheels
The Planet Gobblers
The Protocols of the Elders of Tralfamadore
The Smart Bunny
The Son of Jimmy Valentine
This Means You
2BR02B
Venus on the Half-Shell

Answer: Kilgore Trout!

“You were sick, but now you are well again. And there’s work to be done.” - Mr. Trout

“Anytime I need to see your face
I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind and
Magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chicka cherry cola” - Savage Garden

“I’m packed and I’m holding,
I’m smiling, she’s living, she’s golden and
she lives for me, She says she lives for me,
Ovation, She’s got her own motivation, 
she comes round and she goes down on me, 
And I make her smile, It’s like a drug for you, 
Do ever what you want to do, 
Coming over you,
Keep on smiling, 
what we go through. 
One stop to the rhythm that divides you, 
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse, 
Chop another line like a coda with a curse, 
And I come on like a freak show takes the stage. 
We give them the games we play, she said, 
I want something else, to get me through this,
Semi-charmed kind of life, 
I want something else, 
I’m not listening when you say, Good-bye.” - Third Eye Blind

“I got a new life
You would hardly recognize me
Im so glad
How can a person like me care for you
Why do I bother
When youre not the one for me
Is enough enough
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No ones gonna drag you up
To get into the light where you belong
But where do you belong” - Ace of Base

I love the 90s.

Hey! Matt Drudge! Make a favicon! Now! I have all of these pretty little icons on my favorites bar and then there is the generic document icon. BORING. I’m way too upset about this. 

Also, I got something new that I’m working on that is very exciting. VERY exciting.

AT WALMART!

Hey everybody! It’s Labor Day!

I really do. I know that aspartame is maybe bad for you… but I really don’t care. Yummy yummy in my tummy!

First of all… I want a 24 inch monitor. No… I need a 24 inch monitor. I mean… seriously. Come on! I started with a 19 inch full screen flat panel… then I upgraded to a 19 inch widescreen flat panel… now I have a 22 inch widescreen flat panel… obviously it is time for a 24 inch. Duh! After that, I’ll probably go with a 32 inch HDTV. But that won’t be for a while.

Rum and Coke. Anyone who knows me knows I love it. I’m drinking it right now! Mount Gay and Coke Zero actually. Yummy in my tummy! The thing about this Rum and Coke is that it reminds me of a lot of places. This is cool! Obviously, this is because I drink it at a lot of places. The memory is different most everytime. For example… today I was reminded of drinking Rum and Coke at the Lost Bar in the Disneyland Hotel with Team Willis. Sometimes I am reminded of Cancun, Las Vegas, Mexico, or First Round Draft. What I am trying to say is… it’s fun!

So I downloaded the Top 250 Songs of the 1990s today. I ended up keeping 136 and deleting the rest. I really do miss a lot of that music. Alternative is just so wonderful. Not too hard, not too soft… just right!